Johnny Horton

What is Johnny Horton?


1.

The greatest country singer of all time. Some say that the only person ever to approach his quality of singing was Han Williams. The world may never know.

Man, I wish I could meet Horton.


20

Random Words:

1. To act harder than you really are over the internet, or phone. Buster: Yo holmes, im gunna whip you ass! Casper: Simon? I'll meet..
1. The epitome of shit To be losar is to be a leech on existance. Opposite of winar Losar: AHAHAH LOOK AT ME!!!!! I HAVE RECALIBRATED TH..
1. The act of ejaculating into a white or yellow napkin and forcing a friend or lover to eat it. I gave Katie my Vanilla Wafer and she lov..