What is Johnny On The Spot?
1.
Being ready to perform a task or duty right away, being there for something;reliable
When the firefight starts, you have to be my Johnny on the Spot with the ammo.
2.
A portable toilet, or commode.
Man in nursing home: What the hell is that?
Nurse: It's a bedside commode, sir.
Man: I DONT NEED NO DAMN JOHNNY ON THE SPOT!!! I CAN WALK!
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3.
a massive hickey on the inside of a girls thigh
Steve left a johnny on the spot that was extremely red
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4.
A perfectly located restroom; port-a-potty.
Oh, that johnny on the spot really helped. I couldn't have driven another mile!
5.
When you queef a period onto a guys face. While you doing it you must say "jotsy"
Are ready to be put johnny on the spot?
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6.
when you shit or piss inside a womans vagina.
Last night my woman was being nasty so i gave her a johnny on the spot.
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