Johnny Pump

What is Johnny Pump?


1.

a fire hydrant, in new york, esp. lower manhattan and brooklyn, esp. one that's open in the summer for kids to play in

when i got home from work, all the boys on my block threw me in the johnny pump

See new york, new york city, brooklyn, les, lower east side

2.

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman's pussy.

Bro, last night I decided to johnny pump my bittie, thank god she's on Birth Control.

See ejaculate, jizz, pussy, sperm


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