What is Johnny Slapping?
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The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"
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Worse than a pillow biter. Probably takes a 2x4 in the ass or something. Usually a fetish within the Caucasion race.
Poor mattress bite..
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The ass in asshat.
HI MY NAME IS VIRAL DRAGON AND I AM LEET WOO AND I KNOW LOTS OF SHITAZ
See asshole, ass, viral, dragon, liar..
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in a way or manner of bitch-assness
Matt smuticiously woke all his roommates up and asked if they wanted to blaze in the bathroom at 6 ..
