What is Johnny Slapping?
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The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"
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A female top, tied around the neck is considered a halter top.
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1. A way to say "what the fuck did you say?"
*White kid to black kid*
WHITE KID:You're a fucking fag
BLACK KID: *Pulls..
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Dying in an attempt to expel an abnormal amount of toxins through means of shitting, much like Elvis.
Sweat poured from his body as he ..
