Johnny Slapping

What is Johnny Slapping?

1.

The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice

Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"

See johnny, slapping, condom, slap
31

Random Words:

Turtise
1. Combination of the words turtle and tortoise, commonly used as an insult. No actual meaning. "You're a turtise" or &qu..
Read more
Jagerboobs
1. When taking a shot of jager off a set of boobs. I went to the bar and did 4 jagerboobs. See jager, boobs, jagerboobs, gooty, jagerbomb..
Read more
Hraurence
1. A father, a sailor, and a full-time lover...of his sons, that is. He enjoys slow walks on a sunset beach, a margarita in one hand, and k..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free