What is Johnny Slapping?
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The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"
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A term used for the children of mixed families usually white/black/mexican mix. or and variation that includes three or more races.
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The universal excuse when you feel like shit
"Wtf is wrong with you today?" "I'm tired"
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