What is Johnny Slapping?
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The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"
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When a senoir in high school gets the balls beaten out of them by a freshman(fresh meat).
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The feeling of pure ectasy after a large dump.
After having a vindaloo, on the journey home you can't get to the toilet. When you ..
