What is Johnny Slapping?
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The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"
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1)A word used for making fun of people from Edinburgh. Usually used by weegies to give Edinburgh people a hard time.
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My sexual fantasy!
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"Ahh, look the stars are out! All i need now is a man and some orgasms."
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A fictional western pop star from who travels to the east in order to confront his muse.
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