What is Johnny Slapping?
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The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"
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floats my boat.
tickles my pickle.
you get the idea.
Ariel: do you wanna go to the mall?
Jackie: oh gurl you know it!
Athena: can w..
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spamming someone over an instant messenger (AIM, MSN, YAHOO) with loads of links from YouTube. They'll give you a link and give you..
