What is Johnny Slapping?
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The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"
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When someone who likes zombies, wants to say something is REALLY cool, they use this word
Hoshit, that shirt is totally ZOMBIFERUS
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