What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
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zooplankton is plankton found in a zoo.
today, i went to the san diego zoo and saw some zooplankton!
See zoo, plankton, animals..
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the high version of saying "Nah fool, i aint high"
rayray-"man if i got pulled over while im baked off my ass, i know ex..
