What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
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(Jamie Danger Wong)
The first bong that is aquired by a group of Cannabis smokers. Usually small in stature (inside pocket-sized) and ..
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Same as unfortunately, but with an emphasis.
Excuse me madam. I'd like to patent the word unfucktunately. Well Sir, unfuctunately ..
