What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
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A very big mostache which would be inconvenient when the mostached person wants to snort drugs; he'd probably brush it all away
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A sickness that occurs when you need to miss something like work or a test.
I told my boss i wouldn't be in today because i have a..
