What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
Random Words:
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During sex, throw a load of tuna fish all over your partner's crotch and proceed to ejaculate all over the tuna, (mayonnaise-style)..
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Known to liberals as "gay adoption." Involves giving orphans to gays to raise and use as sexual playthings.
Normal American 1..
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a question to which the literal answer is, "between the 'is' and the 'at'." Sometimes, albeit rarely, the ..
