What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
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The cakes of pure failure, often given free to riders of the QQ train.
*Train Attendant* - Here are your complimentary epicfailcakes
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Noun, A crazy smart killer DJ. This dude can drop beats and MAD KNOWLEDGE! See also Gregg
"Hey, did you see that DJ spinning tonig..
