Johnny Smakface

What is Johnny Smakface?

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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.

He also possesses a very large dick.

"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
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