What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
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A person who fears the scorn of the GLBT community.
I don't care if gay people don't like me. I'm not a homoappeaser.
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hands that are greedy, or want to own something, control it, etc
get your grubby hands off of my money
See hands, control, money, own..
