What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
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One who has fecal matter on their noggin
Haha, that lady had a feces noggin after I flicked my precious fecal matter on her left cheek...
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when you gots someones back like youl do anything for them
"Man i got yo back we lung to lung!"
See lung, tight, cool, back,..
