What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
Random Words:
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Going to town on your meal, with NO REMORSE. (Eating very fast and ravenously.)
Look at Al and Shane mac-truckin their lunch!
See eati..
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To engage in sexual intercourse.
My wife and I were driving around when we decided to stop and post a nut in the back seat of our Honda..
