What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
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Things being returned
We are due for a sudden Returnation of missing items!
See return, recieve, discover, find, come back..
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A variation on the cleveland steamer where you are pokin your bitch in the ass, but she didnt take a poop before-hand, and you climax in..
