What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
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A slang term for where someones going or is at after death.
1) Person 1: Wheres Johnny?
Person 2: Hes on heroin we havent seen him ..
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A sexual position often observed in lesbian porn, in which two women, bare from the waist down, repeatedly slam their crotches together ..
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A legitimately frightening yet comical face made by a girl named Hailey, or anyone who can impersonate it. Named after a crazy 1920&apos..
