What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
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A females legs that rub togather when they walk or sit or whatever. they arnt nessarly fat
man, i just got another hole in my pants fro..
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A combination of "deuschbag" and "retard" for that special someone who you loath.
You are a deuschtard for drinking..
