What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
Random Words:
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The noise a retard makes when he falls over.
(man pushes retard of cliff)
retard: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! (SPLAT)
See phenom..
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Incredibly large person
Kristy is a coke machine on legs
See fat, chode, whale, obese, massive..
