What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
Random Words:
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if guys jack off, then gals jill off.
not to be out done by the boys, the tom girl jilled-off faster then had ever been see before..
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(v.)the act of being hott, sexy.
(adj.)and/or knowing how to be a sex kitten
Bridget: "Shit I hate pretty people"
Sophia: &..
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1.)Reffering to an object in which is more smaller or larger than its average size
2.)The act of commiting a small crime
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