What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
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quite simply, one who crusades into another persons butt oriface. Basically, a holy ass plunderer
That priest touching that small boy i..
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A genious of an idea.
Dude, I went to origamiboulder. That guys is a fucking genious, plus he abuses people in engrish...
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Giving a guy a hand job with a lot of lubricant.
The car was too small to fuck in so we bought some Astro Glide at the Walgreen's ..
