What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
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any given person that respects, shows loyalty, and is respectable to Coach Partlo of the SVAA Greenhill Redskins
John: You know that Bl..
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A 12Ga. shotgun used to kill zombies. Often sawed-off, but not required.
Every zombie movie has some character with a shotgun. They are..
