What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
Random Words:
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toliets that use 5 gallons of water every flush and sound like a jet engine starting.
I needed to formulate an exit strategy before act..
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to do toad, to toad lick.
Hey man, wanna go toad licking?..
