What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
Random Words:
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Yet another word for breasts. This one applies to the perky versions often found in tight trendy sweaters.
Check out the J Crew Jumblie..
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Reference to the female pelvis Bone located above the vagina i.e. Minge
Sleep with my brother again and ill kick you in the Minge Bone
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