What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
Random Words:
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When you are browsing online stores using Apple's OSX, but not buying anything. In contrast to in the real world or when using a PC..
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any object put between your legs that you pretend is an alien penis.
*puts lava lamp between legs* .."hey guys look! alien weeeeen..
