What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
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The sexual act of licking the testicles
She's got a face like a steamed haddock but god is she good at testilingus
See balls, li..
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noise made by Zell Miller on Conan
IIIIIAAAAAAHHHHHHH! how dare you sir!? i challenge you to a duel! it shall be a game of Hungry Hungr..
