What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
Random Words:
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Old English for "kiss my ass."
x: What's your E-mail?
X: ASK MY ARSE!..
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perfect foresight of what has already happened
Howard said that he knew that there would be an attempted assassination. Such knowledge ..
