What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
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The act of taking a shit and jerking off into the same bowl of water in a toilet. Usually caused by a combination of boredom and hornine..
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The sustanance magically delivered to one's nose; See Snot.
Dude, do you always have to go for the nostril manna while in church?
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