What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
Random Words:
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When the thigh is connected to the vagina due to a mass build up of fat in the croch region.
You see that fat bitch sittin on that benc..
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Verb: to relax and/or engage in the act of doing absolutely nothing.
Abbreviation for "kickin' it easy".
Check Jerry ou..
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a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment
Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube..
