What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
Random Words:
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The act of jacking off the same number of times as the day. March 3rd, jack off 3 times that day.
Note: Mostly, only faggots do this.
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good sex
*after sex*
that was some gooooood lemons
yes, good lemon
See sex, lemons, good, yum, sexy..
