What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
Random Words:
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a luvverly bf :D
thomas carek
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a luvverly bf :D
thomas carek..
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to be molested with a can of lynx africa, whilst standing on your head and singing the dam buster tune.
oh my gosh! i went to 652nd bas..
