What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
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(N) A girl from Quinnipiac University who blacks out on the shuttle ride back to campus. These girls have been known to puke, piss, fall..
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a new name for average string cheese.
-"Yo! my mom packed me cow spaghetti in my lunch today!!!"
See cow, spaghetti, string ..
