What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
Random Words:
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Where a two people make out while they have warm milk in their mouths. If one person spills the other spits the remaing milk in their pa..
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Spanish for "crazy headbangers", though literly translated as "crazy long haired". The phrase was famed by Mexican D..
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An extremely inexpensive prostitue.
Oh my god! That Melissa chick down the street sucked the cum right outta me last night for just $5..
