What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
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a sweet talker who also happens to be honest about everything he says. girls love his amazing hazel eyes and adorable smile, they want t..
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the little bits of jello that you can't get to with a spoon.
I can't eat those last jigglebabies.
See jello, babies, screw, ..
