What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
Random Words:
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A viral videosensation showing what appears to be a National Geographic or Discovery Channel clip of an alligator set to the words "..
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Black for "mind your own business", "leave me alone", "buzz off", etc.
To a bill collector: "Fuck yo..
