What is Johnny Smakface?
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Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.
He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
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After cumming in a girls ass, the dude proceeds to 'slurping' the cum out.
My dude gave me a Russian slurpy last night.
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An uneducated and ignorant american who thinks his/her country is the best in the world while not knowing anything about any other count..
