What is Johnny Wilkinson?
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1. Player in the English rugby team who doesn't actually play as he's always injured
2. A blond lovegod with the body of an adonis, the face of an angel but unfotunately a personality to send you to sleep.
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Person 1 : You goin' to school today dude?
Person 2 : Nah, I strained my groin
Person 1 : You cunt, you're a fucking Johnny Wilkinson
Person 2 : I know, hot aren't I? Wanna fuck?
Person 1 : Yes.... Even though I'm a man I can't resist you.
Person 2 : Let's got to it then.... Hey! Wake Up!
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The score last time Dayton played Jen in Scrabble.
Dayton annihilated Jen 254 to 234 in Scrabble at the Old Market Street Pub.
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A male with an uncanny knack for attracting ugly, undesirable women.
With his fan club of 300-pounders, Randy is a real vermin magnet...