Johnny Wilkinson

What is Johnny Wilkinson?


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1. Player in the English rugby team who doesn't actually play as he's always injured

2. A blond lovegod with the body of an adonis, the face of an angel but unfotunately a personality to send you to sleep.

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Person 1 : You goin' to school today dude?

Person 2 : Nah, I strained my groin

Person 1 : You cunt, you're a fucking Johnny Wilkinson

Person 2 : I know, hot aren't I? Wanna fuck?

Person 1 : Yes.... Even though I'm a man I can't resist you.

Person 2 : Let's got to it then.... Hey! Wake Up!

See wilko, boring, stud, faker, sexgod


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