Johnny Wilkinson

What is Johnny Wilkinson?

1. Player in the English rugby team who doesn't actually play as he's always injured

2. A blond lovegod with the body of an adonis, the face of an angel but unfotunately a personality to send you to sleep.

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Person 1 : You goin' to school today dude?

Person 2 : Nah, I strained my groin

Person 1 : You cunt, you're a fucking Johnny Wilkinson

Person 2 : I know, hot aren't I? Wanna fuck?

Person 1 : Yes.... Even though I'm a man I can't resist you.

Person 2 : Let's got to it then.... Hey! Wake Up!

See wilko, boring, stud, faker, sexgod

Badingas

1. casabas, melons, titties, knockers, etc etc. see also badootskus Man, check out the badingas on that ute...her badootskus almost knock..

Zoot Zoot

1. Those plastic things that you use to hold things togeather that can only be used once. they are long and skinny and have a flat ridged t..

Zorgasm

1. The act of pulling out and shooting your load in the shape of the letter "Z" on the girl's chest. Yeah man, that Zorgasm..

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