Johnnygasm

What is Johnnygasm?


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orgasm suddenly caused by thought of how fucking sexy johnny depp is...especially when dressed up as captain jack sparrow from pirates of the carribbean...this kind of orgasm has its own category because he is just so goddamn hott that you need little or no touching to achieve climax...thank god for johnny depp...*smiles*

*watching pirates of the carribbean*...*sees johnny depp*...*johnnygasm*...o god that was good...


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