What is Johnny's Seasoning Salt?

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The most wonderful of all seasoning salts. Created in the kitchens of Johnny's Dock in Tacoma, Washington. Can be used on literally everything. Most containers say "no MSG added" but we all know there's enough natural MSG to go around. As defined on the bottle, Johnny's seasoning salt is "pure magic".

I sprinkled some Johnny's seasoning salt on my girlfriend last night and damn that bitch tasted good.

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