Johns Edit Meaning

1.

In competitive gaming or sports, "johns" is a widely accepted term for excuses the loser will often use as to why they lost. Typically these range from reasonable to the absurd.

May be related to psychological defense mechanisms in response to losing in competitive situations.

Winner: "Good match. That was a close one."

Loser: "I didn't have breakfast this morning, that's probably why I lost. And my controller sucked. Oh, and I would have merckedyou if it wasn't for my hands getting sweaty towards the end."

Observer: "Quit making Johns, dude."

See ssbm, shoryuken, excuses, lamers, losers

2.

St. Johns College in Cambridge, England. Full of Johnians. Far inferior to anywhere in Oxford.

"Oh, I'd rather be at Oxford than at Johns"

See cambridge, oxford

3.

A word used to express how cool a pair of somthing, such as shoes are.

Patrick: Ayo Joe I got the new SB Dunks today

Spongebob: YO Pat!, thems Johns is AB-SO-ill!

Patrick: Hell yeah, these Johns grab me back 270 duckets

See those, them, they, boys, things

4.

slang term for pound of marijuana, or a very large amount of marijuana to be purchased, usually pronounced "jahns"

Grizzle: "Hey man, you still slingin'?"

Nizzle: "Hell yea man. But I'm still waitin' for john's, probably tonite I'll be good. But, it might be tomorrow. I'm not sure man."

Grizzle: (inside his head) ' Damn, It'll definetely be tomorrow.'

Grizzle: "Sweet man, hit me up when you get those johns!"

5.

to jones or crave/want something

buddy, i johns that girl over there

6.

1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters

2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's

two johns = twice the diseased shit!

7.

1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters

2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's

3.A couple of Democrappers!!!!!

two lawyers = twice the shit