What is Johnson?
1.
Slang for penis. Meet the SLANG NAME Johnson family. These names have NO reference to actual persons who may have these names.
Anita Johnson = "I need a johnson", ie, a woman who needs to get laid really bad.
Annie Johnson = "Any Johnson" = I'll take any johnson I can get.
Emma Johnson = "I'm a johnson" = a "woman" who is REALLY a man.
Harry Johnson = "hairy johnson" = a guy who doesn't trim his bush.
Johnson & Johnson = 2 guys hunting for pussy or 2 gay guys, depending on the context.
Lisa Johnson = "lease a johnson" = a woman who hires male prostitutes.
Max Johnson = super huge penis, or man who has one.
Sarah Johnson = "Is there Johnson (around here)?" = a woman hunting for cock.
Sharon Johnson = "sharin' johnson" = a chick who likes to have more than one penis in her at the same time. Alias Sharon Cox or Sharon Peters.
Have fun at the Johnson family reunion this summer!
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2.
a man with a well endowed sexual organ
its long and distinguished... like my johnson (as in 'top-gun')
3.
penis; or it can be someones last name (for example Gen. Johnson)
My johnson is large.
"Hello Ms.Johnson," said Bub.
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4.
you either have one or you are one
I heard Mr. Johnson has a big johnson.
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5.
a penis, a weiner, a schlong, a dick
my johnson is a very long one
6.
A man's penis, no matter what the size.
Long Dong Silver: Man, you have a tiny johnson.
7.
n. 1. slang for Penis
1.Bona Fide Ride
Step Aside My Johnson
Yes I Could In The Woods Of Wisconsin.
2. That boy has got a huge Johnson.
1.
n: A generic word for almost any person place or thing.
1.: He passed me that johnson that was over there.
2.: Yo dawg, pass me the johnsons.
