Johnson Central

What is Johnson Central?

The only High School with celebrities. We have former "Willy Wonka" cast members and even Cheech from the popular "Cheech and Chong" movies.

Mrs. Spencer remarkingly resembles an Oompa Loompa.

Mr. Burkett remarkingly resembles Cheech Marin.

Upper Decking

1. The process of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the shit goes into the bow..

Jezwit

1. a short and stubby penis most commonly found on a jew, indian or chinese male/hermafidite. also known as a shoter then wide penis jew i..

Kakihara

1. A fictional Sado-Masochist from the film Ichi the Killer. Played by the brilliant Tadanobu Asano, it's this character that gave Ich..

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