Johnson Central

What is Johnson Central?

The only High School with celebrities. We have former "Willy Wonka" cast members and even Cheech from the popular "Cheech and Chong" movies.

Mrs. Spencer remarkingly resembles an Oompa Loompa.

Mr. Burkett remarkingly resembles Cheech Marin.

Z-ass

1. Translates to "Thee Ass." If someone has a nice ass..it abbreviates to Z. Look over there, that girl has a Z!..

Facester-strudel

1. The end result, or epiphany, of semen completing its ejaculatory travels onto a recipent's face. The recipient will then resemble ..

5 Ton Chubby

1. The erection brought about by the vibration of a diesel engine while in the sitting position. As we passed Melrose and Vine, I acquired..

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