Johnson Central

What is Johnson Central?

The only High School with celebrities. We have former "Willy Wonka" cast members and even Cheech from the popular "Cheech and Chong" movies.

Mrs. Spencer remarkingly resembles an Oompa Loompa.

Mr. Burkett remarkingly resembles Cheech Marin.

Ivp

1. Acronym for Illegal Vietnamiese Prostitute. You see that girl over there? She's such an IVP. See steven, owns, you, because, he, ..

Jew Speed

1. the speed at which a jew runs for money; approximately 42 miles per second; what is necessary to perfect your superjewman powers I hear..

Quim Nuts

1. a particularly sagging vagina, so as to appear like nuts That rim job was nice. How'd you like my quim nuts in your face, Corneliu..

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