What is Johnson City?
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A city in NE Tennessee where people in the Abingdon/Bristol area go to find the stores and restaurants that everywhere else in the country has. It is often affectionately referred to as "Jesus City" or "the City of Johnson."
You know if you want to buy that we're going to be making a trip to Johnson City.
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