What is Johnson Family Reunion?
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An annual event whereby a group of unrelated, hedonist, high-living men ranging from 25-50 years commence for a weekend at a vacation resort area in an attempt to recapture their youth by indulging in heavy drinking and drug use.
"Hey, fill that script of vicodin, buy a lot of vodka and roll some fat blunts - we're going to the Johnson Family Reunion!!"
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