Johnson Family Vacation Edit Meaning

1. A person that employs bagel sniffing in order to determine bagel tastiness. Often times a lazy dumb ass who surfs the internet every mo..

1. When a girl is on her knees, eyes-closed, and a guy runs at her and slaps her on the face with his dick. "Close you eyes girly, yo..

1. A relationship based soley on facebooking. No in-person, phone, or text conversations ever take place. It's torture to only have a..