What is Johnson Fest?
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A nudist party. Held usually in Germany. Males from around the world flock to the johnson fest to look at other men and wear frilly pink socks. Not to be confused with the 'Sausage Fest' known as Lindsay Koscielski.
Man, that MTV is one huge Johnson Fest.
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This is ussually a team event. It involves a bunch of dumasses tugging on one another's willy at the same time.
The sales dept is having a JOHNSON FEST today.
Random Words:
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when you have a weasel in your cunt
what a fuckin cuntweasel ms.jacobson is.
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someone who steals your work or ideas
Those cuntweas..
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On the Battlefield 2 Scene refering to a friendly claymore/mine when a nub runs over it
nub: WTF *insta-punish*
you: OMFG WTF did you ..