Johnson Poundcake

What is Johnson Poundcake?

When you pummel your dick with a stone in order to gain more girth and texture.

I'm feeling squirrely, why not give myself a Johnson Poundcake??

See dick, meat, pound, beat, wack

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Alspe

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