Johnson Poundcake

What is Johnson Poundcake?

When you pummel your dick with a stone in order to gain more girth and texture.

I'm feeling squirrely, why not give myself a Johnson Poundcake??

See dick, meat, pound, beat, wack

Kiss Fart

1. Another term for Blabbermouth. You know what, you're a real kiss fart. See fart, kiss, smack, jerk, ass..

Lol Brielus

1. What you say when you see someone make a vBulletin thread about DB items, and take it to a whole new level of awesomeness, lol brielus. ..

Zalman

1. a guy wearing his shorts rediculously. Zalman, he's got shorts reaching his knees..

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