What is Johnson Rod?
1.
Seinfeld slang for a fake mechanical part used to jack up the price on your ignorant azz.
Mechanic: "You're gonna need a Johnson rod."
El Stupido: "Oh, a Johnson rod. Well ya better put one of those on there."
2.
device that is connected to a gazach via a knibbling pin
the johnson rod fell from the gazach because the knibbing pin fell out.
3.
(n.) A rod used to control the timing of, and how long the valves stay open on a steam locomotive.
The setting of the johnson rod determines how much power goes into each piston stroke, and to which direction the locomotive will move.
4.
Noun - A really big penis.
"Damn, have you seen his johnson rod!?!"
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