Johnson Rod

What is Johnson Rod?


1.

Seinfeld slang for a fake mechanical part used to jack up the price on your ignorant azz.

Mechanic: "You're gonna need a Johnson rod."

El Stupido: "Oh, a Johnson rod. Well ya better put one of those on there."

2.

device that is connected to a gazach via a knibbling pin

the johnson rod fell from the gazach because the knibbing pin fell out.

3.

(n.) A rod used to control the timing of, and how long the valves stay open on a steam locomotive.

The setting of the johnson rod determines how much power goes into each piston stroke, and to which direction the locomotive will move.

4.

Noun - A really big penis.

"Damn, have you seen his johnson rod!?!"


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