Johnson Slap

What is Johnson Slap?

slapping some one in the face with your penis

I johnson slaped that ho

See dick slap, dick smack, cock smack, cock slap

Athoritay

1. The real spelling is STAFF. The way to say staff if you're an ego maniacal bat raping piccolo playing prick (alliteration!!!) If yo..

Boomswaggle

1. To befuddle or confuse; usually connotates surprise. I was boomswaggled by (whatever boomswaggled you). See Michelle..

Cigar

1. What REAL men puff. That...and a pipe. Smoke your cockarette, and look like a poor-ass. Wh' m' pi' gon'? See Gumba..

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