Johnson Slapper

What is Johnson Slapper?

A tattoo located just above a woman's ass-crack.

Check out the johnson slapper on our waitress... I'd like to take her home, bend her over, and beat that thing like a drum with my dick!

See tattoo, ass crack, tat

Knieving

1. Apparently, the way retarded people spell conniving. It means to scheme or plot wrongfully. I was sad when I learned my BFF was really..

1 In 1000

1. adjective- Mentally retarded. Studies have shown that roughly one in every thousand babies are born with at least part of an extra chro..

Vagina Cable

1. a penis ow! there goes my vagina cable See dick, slong, tally wacker..

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