Johnson Slapper

What is Johnson Slapper?

A tattoo located just above a woman's ass-crack.

Check out the johnson slapper on our waitress... I'd like to take her home, bend her over, and beat that thing like a drum with my dick!

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Mates Helping Mates

1. Homosexual activity disguised as "male bonding". "Did you hear that Chad and Nathan got drunk and beat each other off?&q..

Fupatarian

1. Fupa's that always seem to be walking around in groups or belong to a group like a cult. The only way to slay one is to play any so..

Ken Dodd

1. The 'art' of spunking in your partners hair whilst she sleeps, and waking up in the morning with hair á la Ken Dodd. I Ken Do..

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