Johnson Slapper

What is Johnson Slapper?

A tattoo located just above a woman's ass-crack.

Check out the johnson slapper on our waitress... I'd like to take her home, bend her over, and beat that thing like a drum with my dick!

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As High As A Georgia Pine.

1. Alcohol intoxicated, drunk. That idiot still ended up getting high as a Georgia pine...

Kaka

1. A fantastically talented Brazilian footballer! Oh that is pure magic from Ricky Kaka 2. The BEST player in the world!! His real name ..

Flocinaucinihilipiliphication

1. The action of estimation is worthless. ~Does not seem like a real word and/or proper definition, though it is. Made popular by commerc..

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