Johnson Slapper

What is Johnson Slapper?

A tattoo located just above a woman's ass-crack.

Check out the johnson slapper on our waitress... I'd like to take her home, bend her over, and beat that thing like a drum with my dick!

See tattoo, ass crack, tat

Redwall Abbey

1. an abbey which is home to talking animals in the redwall series O_o "Come on Samkin, redwall abbey awaits." See redwall, abb..

Rocketfish

1. To jiz while your penis is floppy. So I was playing with myself, and I accidentally rocketfished. See pocket rocket..

Vaughngina

1. A clever nickname to a person with the name of "Vaughn". This just means that you know Vaughn well enough to make a funny nick..

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