Johnson'ed Edit Meaning

1. (Noun) A penis shaped in a zig zag usually caused by having anal sex with a panda with hemroids. For my birthday, your sister gave me a..

1. A gluttonor a fat person. Derived from Vitellius, who was both a glutton and a fat person, who was Emperor of Rome in 69 A.D. and whose ..

1. When someone says a comment you know they were going to say, or a rude comment. I think im going to get a slushie.... "Yup There I..