Johnson'ed Edit Meaning

1. Telling Somebody To Fuck Off By Drowning Themselves! Person 1: Leave Me Alone! Person 2: No! Im Going To Bother You All Day Person 1:..

1. The act of attempting suicide but failing miserably because of your own stupidity and only succeeding in embarassing yourself. I commit..

1. The undefined itchings from an untrimmed and unkempt pubic patch Haroldes' been scratchin his crotch like he's got pubic monk..