Johnson'ed Edit Meaning

1. Itch; excited; uncomfortable "Hey Kels i'm getting kind of funchy in here!" See sassy..

1. Slang for female genitalia, often likened to a hairy bait box, occasionally refered to as a sloppy love-trench in certain circles Fuck ..

1. a fart that sounds like a zipper sound, especially of a sleeping bag zipping sound. That wasn't a fart. I was zipping up my sleepi..