Johnsons

What is Johnsons?


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n: A generic word for almost any person place or thing.

1.: He passed me that johnson that was over there.

2.: Yo dawg, pass me the johnsons.

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n.

On of the two basic types of people in the world. Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.

An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs. See also: Johnsons and Shits and Johnsons.


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