Johnsonville Brat

What is Johnsonville Brat?


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1. A brand name of bratwurst sausages, possibly known to some Canadians for their low-budget, ridiculous commercial from around 2005.

2. An extended, more penis-image-conjuring version of the slang word johnson.

Note: another funny sausage name to bastardize by referring to penises is English Banger.

So what I didn't realize last night when that stipper grabbed my Johnsonville Brat was that she was distracting me while she stole my ring and my watch.

See wang, sausage, bratwurst, shlong, phallus


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