What is Johnston Jackoff Challenge?
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To jerk off with a hair gel/ hairspray mix and try to ejaculate while attempting to Growing up Gotti up your pubes.
Man, I got so bored the other night that when my girl left for work, I preformed the great Johnston Jackoff Challenge.
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