What is Johnstown Pa?
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Johnstown's biggest claim to fame is our three halfway houses within about 3 blocks of each other downtown. (Also the Johnstown flood) If you want your daily fill of backward ass hicks and wannabe thugs this is your place to go. This is also THE greatest place to go to NOT even be able to find minimum wage jobs. Highest paying jobs in Johnstown are about $9 an hour at telemarketing companies at which you only last a month at the most because it will drive you crazy, and even these are pretty much specially reserved for those at the halfway houses next door. Everyone thinks they are complete hardasses. Gangs from Philadelphia come to Johnstown because its been announced on national television how corrupt our police force is. It's really so SO weird to converse with the average person from Johnstown. You wouldn't know unless it happened personally to you, but most of the people are just SO stupid and backwards, it's really really hard to believe HOW bad it is until you've been outside the city for a while, and then you go back. Everyone is fucking retarded, seriously, there is just no getting around this. The highest SAT score from a particular graduating class of about 250 was 1340, and this is NOT abnormal. Johnstown High School is just awful as well.
JohnstownPerson: "Yeah I was valedictorian of my senior class at johnstown high in Johnstown Pa"
AverageJoe: "Wow, what was your SAT score?"
JohnstownPerson: "...1320"
AverageJoe: "Oh... valedictorian?"
JohnstownPerson: "After taking the state required PSSA, out of about 150 people, only 35 were eligible to graduate... But its cool, they made it up (sometimes up to 3 retries)"
AverageJoe: "Ahh I get it now"
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