Johntom Edit Meaning

1.

(verb)

1. to blitzkrieg the enemy with loads of facts and figures;

2. to relentlessly and deliberately confuse with obscure academic topics that have been meticulously researched;

3. to use flashcards as a primary means of communication.

I totally johntommed (alternately: did a johntom to) everyone at that meeting last night with my lecture about the Chinese refinancing American foreign debt in yuans!