Joinuary

What is Joinuary?

Joinuary (JOYN-u-air-ee) n. The month when gyms see a huge spike in new memberships.

Bolly Fitness couldn't handle the influx of new people because of a successful Joinuary sales campaign.

See exercise, fitness, laziness

Mephistophelean

1. 1. Ruthlessly intelligent and cunning. 2. Cruel or evil. Derived from Mephistophiles, the Devil figure in the German Faustlegend. The..

Pull My Tool

1. the act of giving a guy a hand job "hey baby wanna pull my tool" "uh no, you fukcing perv" See hand job, yank, je..

Mochate

1. a *calo* term meaning to give it up..often a slur screamed at attractive women by cholos with a hand gesture! hey lovely lady... MOCHAT..

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