Joinuary

What is Joinuary?

Joinuary (JOYN-u-air-ee) n. The month when gyms see a huge spike in new memberships.

Bolly Fitness couldn't handle the influx of new people because of a successful Joinuary sales campaign.

See exercise, fitness, laziness

Zoftig

1. Pleasantly plump. A softig state...

Pure Swag

1. Often spoken in triumph, or when one is high. Also it pertains to the 100% quality of a substance, often illegal. Yo man! This dope is ..

Drunk Jenga

1. When somebody passes out drunk, you take turns piling stuff on them until they either wake up or the whole pile falls over. Ryan passed..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Joinuary Edit Meaning