Joinuary

What is Joinuary?

Joinuary (JOYN-u-air-ee) n. The month when gyms see a huge spike in new memberships.

Bolly Fitness couldn't handle the influx of new people because of a successful Joinuary sales campaign.

See exercise, fitness, laziness

Shoeburyness

1. The uncomfortable feeling you get upon sitting in a chair that has been warmed by another person's ass. "I winced with shoebu..

Spam Castinet

1. The hairless lips of a womans erogenous zone. Also known as the cheese burger. "Then we hit the bedroom and I got to play a little..

The Straw That Stirs The Drink

1. term used to describe the life of the party Every party needs the straw that stirs the drink... See star, ringleader..

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