Joinuary

What is Joinuary?

Joinuary (JOYN-u-air-ee) n. The month when gyms see a huge spike in new memberships.

Bolly Fitness couldn't handle the influx of new people because of a successful Joinuary sales campaign.

See exercise, fitness, laziness

Crap Dangling

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W99t

1. The facetious version of "w00t", which has been combined with "rolling one's eyes" (99) . "Yippee. Hoo-r..

Muffinitus

1. A disease that is caused by consuming too many muffins, it is now most common among high-schoolers who eat muffins as a quick and easy m..

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