Joinuary

What is Joinuary?

Joinuary (JOYN-u-air-ee) n. The month when gyms see a huge spike in new memberships.

Bolly Fitness couldn't handle the influx of new people because of a successful Joinuary sales campaign.

See exercise, fitness, laziness

Off The Richter Scale

1. Something that is too extreme to be measured. The Richter Scale is officially used for measuring earthquakes; anything above 7 is descri..

Motified

1. Provided with a motive; motivated I'd mail you my mortgage check, but I ain't motified enough to get up off my ass. See Elwo..

W.l.t.p.

1. Who Licks The Pussy A private organization started by my friends and I. Y'all better back da fuck up 'cause dis da W.L.T...

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