Joinuary

What is Joinuary?

Joinuary (JOYN-u-air-ee) n. The month when gyms see a huge spike in new memberships.

Bolly Fitness couldn't handle the influx of new people because of a successful Joinuary sales campaign.

See exercise, fitness, laziness

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