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Receiving any kind of action from a girl, such as making out, blowjobs, eating out, sex, hand jobs, etc.
I got keel hauled by this hot ..
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When someone makes you happy, you smile. Hence, "happs in the face."
Aww, that blog about me that John posted made me get hap..
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(n) Male who incessantly pops his pastel polo collars, talks up his game, acts like a jerk-off, and leeches the freshman vag. Often a f..