What is Jojo?
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Derived from the disturbingly young American singer, meaning any girl who is clearly looking and acting many years above her age. Her first single Get Out (Leave) is the classic case in point, apparently about a 14 year old conducting a relationship with all the faux emotion and stormy angst of an abused middle aged wife.
"Look at that little Jojo - barely a freshman, but she's already dated half the football team, and is busy stressing about which Gucci handbag to carry"
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1. i chick i would totaly fuck
2. an amazing singer
dude have you seen JoJo? SCHWING
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Delicious jailbait. Even more delicious than Hannah Montana.
Seriously, dude. I don't know what happened.
I was just pounding Jojo's tight teen twat with my giant, cum-filled cock one day, and before I knew it, Chris Hansen was knocking on my door, telling me to take a seat...
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Any severely outdated vehicle rolling around town. Extra points for a beat up VW van.
Whoa!!! Check out that van!
Yeah, totally a JoJo.
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(n.) Celebrity, countable
A teenyslut who is ascended from hell, bound to destroy every young children's souls who are destined to become the next upright & talented stars (not like Avril Lavigne, Macauculay Culkin, Gwen Stefani or Zac Efron). Made a high school dropout just before debuting as a singer at an age of 13~15. Keeps herself too busy touting her Guccis and overpriced shits while other girls are dying hard obeying parents' orders. Became a jailbait after her immediate success of her crapsongs. Currently working on her way becoming a superslut, only to be rivalled by Miley Cyrus, Jamie Lynn Spears and more.
On Radio: Jojo's instant-hit songs include "Get Out", "A Little too Late" and "Baby It's You" (featuring now-screwed Bow Wow)
Average listener: Aww, fuck! Turn off this damn song! Ahh!
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Amazing teen singer who caught most people with her #1 hit single "Leave (Get Out)" in summer '04. Her new album "The High Road" is scheduled to be released on September 19, and her new single "Too Little Too Late" has already leaked onto the internet and is due to impact radio SOON.
JoJo has an incredible voice!
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The Godfather of all face making,sounds and actions.
" A truely 'touched' individual. He has been blessed with facial muscles capable of bending into the 'bendable' , as well as stretching into the 'deciples of yevan' ."
deciples of yevan,bendable,classic, faceball, X factor, Jojo
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