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when you put a glob of hand sanitizer in your hand and pimp slap someone across the face possibly getting the hand sanitizer in their ey..
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Call in sick at work but spend the day doing fun things i.e. shopping, tennis, lunching, etc
Sale at J.Crew starts tomorrow - I think I..
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Combining MDMA (ecstasy) with Ketamine.
me: I fell down while i was kitty flipping last weekend!
VT: I was kitty flipping too! I took ..