What is Joke?
1.
Q: What does a Big Fat White women and a Brick have in common?
A: Sooner or later, they will both be laid by a Mexican.
Go ahead and laugh, it is true, but just a joke.
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2.
what do u call a black airplane pilot
a pilot you racist
fuckin tennis players
3.
This one is a good to pull on your friend in a crowd..
Q: If you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. Then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your butt, would you tell anyone?
(If they answer no)
A: Wanna go camping?
It's a joke, smile a little. Yeah, it's sick, but funny in a crowd.
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4.
an elephant and a camel meet on a road:
Elephantl: Say, why is it you camels have your breasts on your back?
The camel pauses for a mimute....
Camel: That's an unusual question coming from someone who has a dick on his face...
the moral of the joke is this: camels are sexier than elephants!
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5.
so michael jackson is on his private plane...and he's in the back with a bunch of little boys. So all of a sudden the pilot runs back to where michael is and he's like, "michael! theres a problem with the pane! come to to cockpit!"
So michaels in the cockpit and the pilot tells him to get on a parachute because they're going to jump. And michael jackson says, "but what about the boys?!" and the pilot goes, "fuck the boys!" and michael goes...
"you think we have time??"
lol, a nice little michael jackson joke for ya! :)
6.
Q: A mexican guy and a black guys is in a car, whos driving?
A: the cops
Funny shit, huh? I like that one
7.
a thing. a funny thing. no meaning. no purpose. purely for amusemeny.
joke. i am a joke. i was a joke. now i am a bigger joke.
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