What is Joke Lamprey?
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A person who tries to claim a funny thought, or joke as their own when they either had nothing or very little to do with it.
Guy 1: Did I tell you about the new sex position I came up with, I call it the Lazy Astronaut.
Guy 2:Dude you did not invent that I already read about it on the Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1:ummm yea I was the one who posted it
Guy 2: B.S. man! I know the dude that invented it! You are such a Joke Lamprey...
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Random Words:
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Copulating doggy-style with one of the "little people", e.g. midgets, dwarves, etc.
JDubbs tried to hit that midget Chihuahua..
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The number for publix supermarket.
Trevor: hey whats the number for publix.
Tyler: oh its 407-ass-fuck.
See ass, fuck, publix, phone,..
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The smelly sticky stuff you get on your hands after pleasuring your girl. Same consistency as nose boogers just from a different region..
