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1. The day after Valentines Day (February 14th) when you go and get all the discounted Valentine goodies for your girl (or guy) on the side..

1. The dumb English named a lip balm "lip butter" but in the States, lip butter is hot man goo spewed on a woman's face afte..

1. Fear of purple elephants. She will not go to Africa because she suffers from Heliotropeloxodontaafricanaphobia. See purple, elephant, ..