Jolanta Edit Meaning

1. What you tell someone they can do. Can be used in place of 'Kiss my ass', 'go to hell', or 'fuck off' etc..

1. A lizard that can run across the water at sub-sonic speeds. Dude: "Jesus Christ, what was that?!" Mang: "Jesus Lizard, ..

1. An excessively retarded person who insists on inviting you to his house everyday of the week. Also mooches off you and never has a ride ..