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A first-born child. Parents never quite know what to expect.
Oh, Bobby over there? Don't mind him; he was our practice baby.....
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When a man or woman needs more foreplay to make it happen captain. If you know what I mean.
It would have totally been better if I wasn..
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When eating out a girl, she has her period right in your face.
Dave got a rainbow face from Lauren.
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When eating out a girl, she ha..
