Jolly Stick Edit Meaning

1. The act of (male) masterbation while sitting on the toilet taking a poop. I was running late this morning, so to kill two birds with on..

1. Someone who bumbles thru life; failing at everything they do. The only reason that they are not poor is that they have friends and fami..

1. The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide. "Geez, my arse grap..