What is Jolly Wood?
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noun. An indestructible piece of wood. Axes, dynamite, WMD's, and cursing are all powerless. It's been said to be of another universe because it's so fuckin' hard. Its origins include, but are not limited to, the woods, forest, or a pair of blue jeans.
Man, not even Paul Bunyan could chop up that jolly wood.
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Somebody who kills a bug or spider that you are afraid of.
Thanks for being my cootie hero!
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alternative description of negative numbers
"oh dear, he's in umpy numbers again"
"my score was -2 (umpy 2)"
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"Instant pussy" - two plastic bags welded together and filled with water.
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