Jolly Wood

What is Jolly Wood?


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noun. An indestructible piece of wood. Axes, dynamite, WMD's, and cursing are all powerless. It's been said to be of another universe because it's so fuckin' hard. Its origins include, but are not limited to, the woods, forest, or a pair of blue jeans.

Man, not even Paul Bunyan could chop up that jolly wood.

See wood, knot, hard, joly, lumber, Lewis and Clark


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