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The worst vodka ever... But it's cheap!
Guy 1: I'm broke
Guy 2: No problem! You can still afford Gorbatschow vodka!
Guy 1: ..
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The act of receiving the best kisses from your nine year old daughter who totally rocks.
I was Oliviafied all day on Mother's Day ..
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the coolest brown people on earth with illegal ninja moves from the government and skills that you are too young to even hear of..
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