Jolt

What is Jolt?


1.

The best drink ever! Especially for gamers cause it contains a lot of caffeine. Just as much as a cup of coffee.

You look tired. Perhaps you need a jolt.

See Patrik

2.

Caffeinated cola beverage made for the sole purpose of providing you the caffeine you need. 1 592 ml (20 fl. ounces) bottle is about a coffee and a half worth of caffeine.

"Dude, I need to get some jolt for this lan party tonight."

See Josh

3.

The first energy drink from way back in the 80's. This is actually a cola but has so much more caffeine, as much as a cup of coffee, than regular cola that it keeps you up all night. It has recently made a come back ans is still as delicious as it was in the 80's.

It is also great for gamers who need to stay up late playing online games

Guy 1: I'm thirsty but I don't want a normal cola but I also don't want to get an energy drink

Guy 2: Try Jolt cola it is something that is very good to drink

Guy 1: Wow... you are correct about that my homeslice

See jolt, cola, amazing

4.

Caffiene.

See AC

5.

A line of crack cocaine sufficient for a single shot - a jolt.

Oh fuck, get Jimmy to the hospital, he took ten jolts in the crapper!

See cocaine, crack, shot, drugs, coke, coosh

6.

when compared to most other soft drinks, ownage. When compare to Bawls, Shit.

Dude:OMG!!!1111!!!! THIS JOLT IS T3H R0XX0RZ!!!!

Guy:Try this Bawls. It ownz jolt.

Dude: *gulp gulp gulp* WOWO!!!1111!!!!11! OMG R0XX0R!!!11!!!!!!

7.

A Game and Internet Serice Provider (GISP) which, although having a good selection of servers to play on,is staffed by utter morons and has the dredges of society as its community. It was always morally inferior to it's now dead rivals, Barrysworld and Bygames , and to a latter extend Wireplay (still going but a bit pish)

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