What is Jolt Drive?
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A long overnight drive that a horny-as-hell fool takes to fornicate with his girlfriend in a city far away. It necessitates the purchase of massive quantities of jolt soda to keep him awake for the whole ride.
That dang stupid fool is doing another jolt drive from Baltimore to Boston this weekend, instead of just finding another fat woman to replace his whale of a girlfriend.
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Giving someone really good head
Guy 1: how was stuff with sarah last night?
Guy 2: well good, she gave me a well nice charlie waters
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A stomach that has just received a massive load of penis plaster.
Her chummy tummy was the only thing she had going for her...