Jolt Drive

What is Jolt Drive?


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A long overnight drive that a horny-as-hell fool takes to fornicate with his girlfriend in a city far away. It necessitates the purchase of massive quantities of jolt soda to keep him awake for the whole ride.

That dang stupid fool is doing another jolt drive from Baltimore to Boston this weekend, instead of just finding another fat woman to replace his whale of a girlfriend.

See horny, drive, obsessed, fornicate, desperation


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