What is Jomfy?
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An individual who has unwittingly recieved a load of another man's semen on his face. Namely, Daniel Edward Lee of Georgetown Villas, Merthyr Tydfil. (Drives a Blue Ford Fiesta - Watch out for him.)
"I've got Jism On My Face Yah"
"WAAAAY jOMFY!!!!"
"Fucking hell like boys, I can't believe you JOMFed me again."
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