What is J.o.m.l?
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Acronym which stands for "Jack Off Memory Log". Essentially, it means saving the image of a hot looking girl in your personal memory bank so that when the time comes to have sex with yourself, you can easily access said log for hours and hours of mastabatory bliss.
1. Claudia is so fine I am going to put her in my JOML and save her for later.
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The person who made this word is dumb.
Spiff of a Spam is dumb.
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When You're in a rutt and you can't get out of it.
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The name given to a woman who fantasizes about jacking a male off or has already perfomed the act. Usually a sluttish bitch.
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Non-derogatory euphemism for gay. Started during T in the park 2009 when a bunch of American tourists in the UK misunderstood some Scots..