J.o.m.l

What is J.o.m.l?


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Acronym which stands for "Jack Off Memory Log". Essentially, it means saving the image of a hot looking girl in your personal memory bank so that when the time comes to have sex with yourself, you can easily access said log for hours and hours of mastabatory bliss.

1. Claudia is so fine I am going to put her in my JOML and save her for later.


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