What is Jon Bon Mundi?
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A man that has a great volume that lives for Bon Jovi and works at a deli
he also enjoys his life with the jam Have A Nice Day by Bon Jovi
Fun Facts: Jon Bon Mundi can fit the Chinese army and navy and air force in his butthole at one time and he also likes to use kitchen tools to fondle his crater of anal cavity
Mike Hawk: Hey what up Jon Bon Mundi
Jon Bon Mundi: What els but Jamming out to some Jovi and making some sandwiches at the deli
Mike Hawk: Mundi that is so dece do you play lax as well
Jon Bon Mundi: Yess!! I am such a dece laxer especialy when i jam to some jovi first
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