Jon Clod Van Damn

What is Jon Clod Van Damn?


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while receiving head, wrap ur legs around her neck causing her to suficate and pass out, later waking up with a mouthful of semen

he wanted to give her a surprise for her birthday and needed time so he kkocked her out with a jon clod van damn

See hot pocket, golden shower, dirty sanchez, chilli dog, hot lunch


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