Jon Ferris

What is Jon Ferris?


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A bad musician from Ocean Township, New Jersey, he thinks he can make good music but obviously, he cant. He sings for Roadside View. He also has his own solo project called A Simple Melody, Definitely describes him. Simple.

Thommy from Red Rover! Red Rover, Jon Ferris Sucks. A Simple Melody isn't good, quit.

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