Jon Jon

What is Jon Jon?


1.

A man who is very handsome, has a great personality, has the ability to get a lot of girls, flirts a lot, many girls like and would love to get with, one of the nicest people you will ever meet, has a good sized penis, very funny and can make any type of person want to become friends with them.

"I'm such a loser, i wish i was a jon jon."

See amazing, funny, nice, kind, loving

2.

the most whipped person, also considered a bitch; a whoremasters whore, falls for girls with tits but can never suceed,

an extremely tiny penis, smaller than lice on a babies head

referred as a mama's boy, stays at home and plays games all day; loser, lameass, also names his video console after girls that he can not get

damn that jon jon is whipped!

your practically a girl, i mean look at that jon jon.

See small, loser, lame, douche


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