What is Jona?
1.
a word that refers to a beautiful girl that is extremely honest and decent - not a whore even though a large number of people want to get with her.
Damn, shes such a jona! i wish she wasnt so hard to get.
hmm, i wish i could get with her, but shes a jona!
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2.
Nickname for a boy named Jonathan although it does sound girlish.
Look!Finally Jona came back from that long trip in Mexico!
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3.
the act of prolonging a conversation by replying to a simple question with a response that resembles a letter or a diary entry, pouring there heart and soul into a message as if it is there last.
Alma totally pulled a "jona" when i asked why she doesnt like her boyfriend.
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4.
a word used while non of the english words can express the frustration one feels due to anothers retardation and/or stupidity
"he was so retarded I didn't even know how to deal with him"
"just shout 'Jona' out loud next time. it'll ease the pain"
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