Jonah Edit Meaning

1.

A dated 1950's slang term for a cool guy. This slang term is pretty extinct these days, and it's pretty unknown how this term came to be.

He's a real cool Jonah! - from 1952 industrial short "A Young Man's Fancy"

See Jonah Falcon

2.

Verb. The act of being so piss-ass drunk, you end up sleeping with a fat chick.

"Dude, I was so shitfaced last night, I blacked out and woke up inside a whale."

"Oh, you mean you Jonahed?"

See sex, fat chicks, whale, bible, drunk, drinking, blackout, fatties

3.

Noun. A short, conceited pimp who claims to be everyone's father and to have screwed Beyonce.

"Jesus!" Said LaFawnduh, putting in her large hoop earrings. "That pimp was such a jonah!"

See pimp, mean, boy, midget, dwarf, every

4.

One of the neatest people you will ever meet. They are intelligent and extremely kind but can be real assholes when they get angry. Most may seem shy but they have large dicks and can be sure to satisfy anyone.

That new kid is definitely a Jonah.

See john, justin, jon, jack, johnson

5.

stud muffin. beast outside hitter. pumpkin. flyboy. the one and only. wonderful singer. caring. everything. the world. 073108<3

:do you know jonah park?

:oh yeahh that tall kid

:aka the best guy in the world

See gay, homo, fat, ugly

6.

stud muffin. beast outside hitter. pumpkin. flyboy. the one and only. wonderful singer. caring. everything. the world. 073108<3

:do you know jonah park?

:yeah he's the best guy in the world.

See gay, homo, fat, ugly

7.

A beautiful, smart, and amazing female.

"That girl is such a Jonah, I wish I could be more like her."

See jonah, beauty, smart, jed