Jonah And The Whale

What is Jonah And The Whale?


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Jonah and the Whale is when you are fucking a heavy-set woman -- at least 300 lbs -- in the ass on the banks of Folly Beach with a lubricated condom that slips off your member during your breach. Forty-eight hours later, while the woman shits out the two day reposit of fast food, she is horrified to find the condom in her greasy anal discharge swimming like the Biblical Jonah.

The preacher's sermon was boring so I took my fat girlfriend under the pew to demonstrate the story of Jonah and the Whale. She fully understood the parable when she shit out my Troj-enz Magnum Shared Pleasures® condom forty-eight hours later.

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