Jonah Bride

What is Jonah Bride?

the guy that wears girly boxers, and is a barbie girl. dances to womanizer. likes to put lipstick all over his face. :)

calls his own mother FAT! get beat up by girls. and loves mexican dudes. and likes younger women. carries bags for chicks at the mall.

person 1: dude, womanizer is on, i love that song.

person 2: aww, look there is jonah bride dancing with his fat mom.

person1: ewyy i bet he wears her ipstick all the time.

person 2: yeahh i bet so.

See jonah, girl, gay, love, fat, mom

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