What is Jonas Funnel?
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A Jonas Funnel is where you place a satellite dish around your neck like used on dogs. Then you have people jack off into the dish like a bukkake. The dish causes all the semen to flow down towards your face and head.
I was watching this crazy japanese porn last night and they were doing a bukakke but then they took it to the next level with a Jonas Funnel.
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After ejaculating into your your own naval you place a toothpick into your protein pool. Once the semen dries you have a sploogecycle.
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